I am a new blogger and I am mad.
Okay, maybe not mad. I am... Confused? Perplexed?
No, let's go back to mad.
Mad is good. Just read this shit.
Why?
It will piss you off. And being pissed off about this is a good thing.
It will also {hopefully} raise your spirits if you're new to blogging. Which, let's just face it... If you're new to blogging, you need someone to feed you a steady stream of liquor and laughter.